gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

(Source: laceyjesse)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

cosmocall:

Translated a few notes on Levi’s mug from Shingeki no Kyojin: OUTSIDE Kou. 

*Air intakes (エアインテーク) were a new concept to me; they’re where the bangs stick up slightly from the hairline before gravity pulls the rest of the hair down, supposedly making them look like air vents. (Examples here.)
**Small faces (小顔) are generally considered an attractive feature in Japan, both for men and women nowadays.

itsraviolibitch:

And in other news

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Captain Levi doesn’t know how to properly hold shit

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.
mviolethaze:

You know, I was really enjoying Noragami; it was restoring my faith in female characters and manga that didn’t revolve around over-powered males. Then that whole Yato possessing Hiyori’s body thing happened and he pranced around using her body in ways that made her uncomfortable, sexualizing her against her will and basically treating her like an object.
It was really gross and I can’t get past it, so I guess I’m giving up on the manga.
Silly me for thinking I could actually safely enjoy a strong, non-stereotypical lead female character.
picture grabbed from http://www.mangareader.net/noragami/25/15

that’s a goddamned spin-off themed thing, it’s not really the actual story, it’d be stupid of you to give up the manga just for that. 

andurile:

falling in love with a character who gets about ten minutes of screentime in a two hour movie

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There are two types of best friends

Number 1: The best friend who you’re real close to. You see them at least twice a week, maybe more. You talk a lot and catch up on everything.

 Number 2: The best friend you don’t talk to as often, but deep down, you’ll always know that they’re your best friend. They understand you, although they barely see you.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

so u just take ur shirt and

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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